gun control




This week The Stu Pitt Award goes to ...

Barack Obama



for his stupid stance on gun control

DON'T MESS WITH OUR GUNS!

From the Wall St Journal ...

"President Obama began his push Wednesday for the most sweeping changes to gun laws in nearly two decades, including banning the sale of certain semiautomatic rifles and high-capacity ammunition magazines. In addition, he laid out 23 executive actions that he believes will help reduce gun violence. Here they are, as released by the White House:

The President is announcing that he and the Administration will (among other things):"

"Clarify that the Affordable Care Act does not prohibit doctors asking their patients about guns in their homes."

WTF? My doctor is gonna ask me if I own a gun? I can see it now ...

Me: "Um, doc, I got this real pain in my neck".

Doctor: "Do you own a gun?"

Me: "Excuse me? What does that have to do with the pain in my neck?"

Doctor: "The President says I should ask my patients if they own a gun."

Me: "What the heck does that have to do with practicing medicine???"

Doctor: "Nothing".

So I went to the doctor's office with a pain in the neck and left with a pain in the ass!

President Obama - for your misguided - and stupid - and "kingly" stance on gun control, you deservedly earned this week's Stu Pitt Award!

BTW, Barack Obama holds the record for the most Stu Pitt Awards and has now earned 5. In less than 1 year. Keep up the good work Mr President!







food stamps




This week The Stu Pitt Award goes to ...

Barack Obama



for starving the American people

1/6th of America is on food stamps

From abcnews, Sept 7, 2011:

"The number of Americans struggling to put food on the table remains at record levels though the Obama administration says the government’s safety net has kept hunger from getting worse.

The USDA reports about one out of every six Americans had trouble coming up with enough money to buy food at some point last year.

That’s nearly 49 million people – 14.5 percent of the population – a figure virtually unchanged from previous year.

That marks a second consecutive year that the USDA’s annual hunger survey has found ”food insecurity” at the highest levels since the government started the report in 1995."

WTF??? 1 out of 6 Americans is strugging to put food on the table??? What is this, 1929? Biafra? The "new" America, under socialism?

Well, it sucks!

Hey, Obama! Hey Washington! Stop playing politics and get this friggin economy going so people can afford to buy food!

President Obama (and the rest of you morons in Washington) - for playing politics with something as basic as food, you deservedly earned this week's Stu Pitt Award!







congress 2013




This week The Stu Pitt Award goes to ...

The U.S. Congress



for going over the fiscal cliff Jan 1, 2013

"We're Congress, we don't care!"

Congratulations, Congress, by your ineptitude and inaction you pushed the United States of America over the fiscal cliff; raising taxes for most Americans and not responsibly reigning in government spending and debt.

In the first day of the New Year, for ruining the fiscal credibility of our nation, playing politics with the financial well being of 300 million Americans, and not addressing a fundamental financial issue that you knew many months ago was coming up, you deservedly earned this week's Stu Pitt Award!