CBS and Time Warner Cable
for being dickheads
Thanks to a stupid dispute between CBS and Time Warner Cable, all CBS programming has been suspended by Time Warner Cable. This includes ShowTime programming, which airs the hit show, "Dexter". That means there may be no Dexter episodes each Sunday. No Dexter? You got to be kidding! Dexter is my favorite show! I plan my Sunday evening around Dex. What the hell is TWC thinking???
Just because two giant television corporations are having contract negotiations does NOT mean that popular TV shows, like Dexter, should be suspended from viewing by m-i-l-l-i-o-n-s of paying viewers!!! In the "who has the biggest dick" contract negotiations between 2 dickheads, it is we, the viewers, who are the victims!
Time Warner says, "CBS wants too much money". CBS says, "Time Warner Cable is too cheap and won't pay". How old are you guys,12? What, CBS and Time Warner cable don't make enough money?
In any event, the two of you, CBS and Time Warner Cable, need to fix the problem and/or give us back our TV shows.
Gimme my Dexter! Now.
Congratulations dickheads, for depriving the TV viewers of Dexter, and other shows, you deservedly earned this week's Stu Pitt Award!