my new job


A social media company catering to Germany's adult industry is creating a new position -- a sexual position.

Kaufmich.com -- which means "buy me" in German -- has just announced it is hiring a full-time "prostitute tester." A willingness to lie down on the job is a requirement, if you get our drift.

The man or woman chosen will review brothels in Germany, emphasizing service, cleanliness and compliance with safe sex practices. Doing this requires having sex with sex workers, according to Kaufmich.com's manager, who only gave his name as "Ben" to CNBC.

"Having a brothel in Germany is totally legal but so far there is not a quality system for them in place. "Clients on Kaufmich should be able to check the quality of brothels before there go -- like you check your hotel online before you book."

Besides scoring tips for carnal consumers, the ideal candidate “should enjoy having fun with people" and not be afraid of contact,” Newser reports.

Ben said there have been 150 applicants so far, mostly from Germany but also Belgium, the Netherlands and Great Britain.

OMG! My perfect job--a sex tester. I wish I was 22-years-old and had majored in sex in college. Hey, wait a minute, I DID! But, alas, I am not in my twenties any longer. Nor am I any longer in my thirties. I'm no longer in my forties either. But if I'm lucky, really lucky, maybe they have an "old man/younger hooker" position I can apply for.

Imagine that, a job that requires having sex with girls. What's the pay? Are there benefits? Yeah, there's plenty of benefits, the best benefits in the world--free sex! As for the pay, hell, I'd work for free!

I'd love to work for this company--this job would be a REAL party in my pants--every day!

Excuse me, I have to go now, and submit my resume.