Here's a couple of funny language puns I made up. Say/read the punchline fast.
1. What did the lady say when she went to a Paris health spa and was asked if she wanted a massage by a handsome young stud on staff?
She said, "Oui, masseur".
2. What did the regular patron at a fancy Southern restaurant say when the waitress asked him if he wanted his usual champagne? "Oui, ma Dom".
