For my birthday I played the California lottery. And won!
I played Mega Millions. The jackpot was $20 million. For my birthday I bought 5 "quick picks", for a total of $5, and one of them was a winner!
How much did I win? I won $1. I got the Mega number. ONLY the Mega number. I won $1.
So, for my birthday I won the lottery. I won $1. I spent $5 on tickets. Oh, wait a minute, that means I lost $4! Birthdays suck.