message for Republicans

The Republican Platform

Here is all the Republicans need to say to win the elections in 2014 ...

"How you doing, America? It's been 8 years. Do you like your life? If you like your life you can thank the Democrats. If you want more of the same, vote for them.

If, after 8 years, you've had enough, vote for us."

It's as simple as that. You're the voter, you decide!

That is the ENTIRE platform. Say nothing more. No issues, no promises, no politics. No need; 70% of Americans are NOT doing well under the Democrats.

This is my S.E.E. principle. Simple. Efficient. Effective.

is Nancy Pelosi a moron?

Is Nancy Pelosi a moron?

57,000 children from Central America stormed the U.S. southern border to gain entry into America. Illegally.

From Breitbart News ...

"House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi doubled down on her comments that Americans should view the flood of children crossing the border while claiming refugee status just like baby Jesus.

Pelosi reminded reporters that it was the National Conference of Catholic Bishops that used the baby Jesus analogy. She then suggested that if Moses hadn’t have been accepted by the Egyptians, then there wouldn’t be the Ten Commandments.

“You could even speak about, if it’s your tradition, Moses,” she said. “What would we do if Moses had not been accepted by the pharaoh's family? We wouldn’t have the Ten Commandments for starters.”

Uh huh. So if we allow the 57,000 underage illegal invaders from Central America to stay in America they will all grow up to be Jesus? Or Moses? What is Nancy Pelosi smoking??? Jesus and Moses lived in a different time, a different world. Jesus and Moses lived thousands of years ago. The 57,000 illegal immigrant children who came here illegally are living in the 21st century. A different time, a different world. Yet, according to Nancy Pelosi, the 57,000 illegal immigrant children are the same as, and equal to, baby Jesus and Moses, and, for that reason, deserve to be treated as such. Really, Nancy? Really?

Is Nancy Pelosi a moron? You decide.

Old America vs New America

Symbol of the old America

The American Eagle

Symbol of the new America

The American sparrow

peacocks 1, homeowners 0

peacocks: more rights than humans?

LOS ANGELES ( — The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Los Angeles asked for the public’s help Tuesday in identifying a man who authorities suspect killed a peacock in the Palos Verdes Peninsula area.

According to officials, a witness reported an incident that occurred July 9 around 8:20 p.m. in the 27000 block of Eastvale Road.

The witness said the driver of a silver four-door Mercedes-Benz vehicle fired a pellet gun at a peacock standing in a driveway, which collapsed and died as a result of its injuries, officials said.

The man is described by officials as a white with a receding gray hairline, 50 to 60 years of age, wearing a white shirt and “Aviator”-style sunglasses.

According humane officers, 52 peafowl have been found dead or injured since June 2012 in Rolling Hills Estates, which prompted an investigation.

Officials said the investigation found some of the peafowl deaths to be accidental, yet some were intentionally killed by pellet guns, rifles, crossbows and slingshots.

SPCA officials said the consequences of taking malicious action against any wild or domesticated animal can include felony animal cruelty charges, leading to imprisonment for up to three years and $20,000 in fines.

On the other hand ...

from another news story:
Wild Peacocks recently invaded a Cape Canaveral (Florida) neighborhood, causing damage, creating traffic problems, and acting like they owned the place. The messy pest birds--as many as 60--wandered the streets and yards, doing considerable damage to the 42 homes in the Ocean Gardens community off Atlantic Avenue. Some birds dug up plants and scratched cars; some lit on top of houses, damaging roofs and skylights; and still others attacked screened-in porches, turning them into "Swiss cheese." One Peacock literally ripped off the screen with its claws.

Lacking any bird pest control measures, the neighborhood suffered as the noisy birds squawked all night long. They created traffic hazards by crossing the road whenever they felt like it--especially during early morning or evening commute hours. Particularly irksome to owners of dark-colored vehicles was the birds' habit of pecking and scratching at their reflection, since they saw it as another peacock trying to take over their territory during mating season.

Hmm. Wild birds as protected species or wild birds as messy pests who severely damage private property? Imprisonment of up to 3 years and a $20,000 fine?

Final score: peacocks 1, humans 0.

Welcome to the new America, where wildlife has more rights than humanlife.

100,000 children and counting

coming soon to a liberal near you

Unaccompanied illegal immigrant children are flooding the southern border of the United States. It is estimated that 90,000-100,000 illegal "orphans" will flood the U.S. This year. What to do with them? Conservatives want to send them back home. Liberals want to let them stay.

OK, here's my idea ...

If liberals want to let 90,000 illegal immigrant kids from Central America in, let them stay, and have the U.S. government take care of them, I say NO. Instead, let those liberals take care of the 90,000 unaccompanied illegal immigrant children themselves. Personally. I propose that 30,000 American liberals "adopt" 3 kids each and house them, feed them, clothe them, educate them, and provide medical attention. Raise them. In their own home. And individually pay for all of it, out of their own pocket, not the taxpayer's pocket. You want the illegal kids to stay in America, YOU take care of them. Now THAT'S humane! THAT'S fair and equal!

OK, all you left-wing liberals in America, when it comes to the 90,000 unaccompanied illegal children flooding the U.S. border, it's time to put your money where your mouth is! Step up or shut up.

Let's start with Obama. And every left-wing liberal member of Congress. Then, we'll move on to bleeding heart Hollywood celebrities.

3 kids each. Problem solved!

leading from behind

Leading from behind

Some people claim to be leading from behind. What the f is "leading from behind"? The very definition of "leading" is to be in FRONT. Not behind.

Anyone who thinks leading from behind makes sense, or is possible, has their head up their ass. In that way they ARE indeed leading from behind. THEIR behind.

stoning in Syria

Jihadists in the northern Syrian province of Raqa have accused a woman of adultery and stoned her to death, the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights said on Friday.

It was the first “execution” of its kind by the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) group in Syria, which has proclaimed the establishment of an Islamic “caliphate” straddling Syria and Iraq.

“The Islamic state carried out its first sentence of death by stoning against a woman in Tabaqa, accusing her of adultery,” said the Britain-based Observatory, referring to a town in Raqa province, most of which is under ISIS control.

An activist in the province confirmed the report, and said the stoning took place in a public square in the Tabaqa market area on Thursday evening.

A second activist in Raqa, Hadi Salameh, said the woman was reportedly in her thirties, but that few details were known about her except that she was killed after sentencing by an ISIS religious court.
What is stoning? According to "How It Works: The prisoner is buried either up to his waist (if male) or up to her shoulders (if female) and then pelted with stones by a crowd of volunteers until obviously battered to death. Under the terms of most fundamentalist courts, the stones must be small enough that death cannot reasonably be expected to result from only one or two blows, but large enough to cause physical harm. The average execution by stoning is extremely painful, lasting at least 10 to 20 minutes."

WTF? Stoning? And many liberals in the U.S. think that AMERICA is a bad country? How about THIS? If you are an American, and think America is such a bad country, go spend a summer in Syria. If you survive that, and don't get stoned to death for some religious infraction, feel free to come back home to America. At least then you'll have something to compare it to!

Is Senator Dianne Feinstein a moron?

Senator Dianne Feinstein

Oy Vay

Feinstein compares the flood of illegal immigrant children coming to America from Central America to Jews fleeing Nazi Germany? Really?

From "... Feinstein then reportedly likened the situation to the “boatloads of Jewish immigrants trying to come to this country during Nazi Germany and getting turned back.”

Stu Pitt says:
As an adult male Jew, living and voting in California, I am appalled and insulted at the above comparison by California Senator Dianne Feinstein! My immigrant Jewish grandparents came to America - legally - to escape death for their religious beliefs. How DARE Feinstein compare the flood of illegal immigrant children from south of the border to Jews in Nazi Germany!

Being Jewish herself, with Jewish immigrant grandparents, she should know better. Shame on Senator Dianne Feinstein!

Senator Dianne Feinstein has insulted Jews, Jews who came to America - legally - to escape death. She has insulted all hard working and law abiding American Jews and the memory of their persecuted ancestors. Does that make Senator Dianne Feinstein a moron? You decide.

The NEW diet

The new human diet

The average person takes in about 100 grams of added sugar a day. I take in about 150 grams of added sugar. According to the American Heart Association the maximum amount of added sugar is 37.5 grams daily. 1 can of regular soda has 40 grams.

A maximum of 37.5 grams daily is a CRAZY number. The only people who could do less than 37.5 grams a day are vegetarians, anorexics, and dead people.

Christ, the medical profession won't let us have ANY fun!

Granola bars: 21.8 grams of sugar, 20.4 of which are added

Fruit-flavored yogurt: 19 grams of sugar, 11.4 of which are added

Carrot cake (1 medium slice) - 3 teaspoons of sugar (15 grams)

37.5 grams of sugar a day? Total? My ass! So, according to nutritional and health experts, what are we supposed to eat? Apparently, all we can eat and drink, if we want to eat "healthy", is 2 spoonfuls of unsweetened lentils (whatever THEY are), half a banana, a plate of lettuce (no dressing), water, and maybe, for dessert, some dirt ... with a side of green grass.

The new human diet. Enjoy.

Turn On Your Cellphone!

"The Transportation Security Administration says it is adding the requirement that passengers coming to the U.S. from some airports must turn on devices such as cellphones before boarding.

It says devices that won't power up won't be allowed on planes and those travelers may have to undergo additional screening. Turning on an electronic device can show a screener that the laptop or cell phone, for instance, is a working device and that the batteries are used for operating that device and are not hidden explosives."

OK, sounds like a good idea, doesn't it? Let's look further ...

It takes my iphone5 about 20 seconds to boot up. Taking into account that a passenger has to move up and be next in line, find their cellphone, take it out, and turn it on for the airport security screener, let's assume, therefore, it takes about one minute for the airport screener to check the cellphone of each passenger.

Let's assume there are 200 seats on a major airline plane. 200 seats x 1 minute = 200 minutes. That means an additional 200 minutes of pre-boarding "security minutes" passengers must endure before boarding their flight.

200 minutes is three-and-one-third hours.

The new TSA cellphone security check could produce an ADDITIONAL waiting time of 3+ hours for passengers boarding a flight! A giant additional delay. Is that nuts??? No, it's our government in action.

Perhaps airline passengers who wish to come to America from overseas will instead fly to Mexico ... walk across the border ... and illegally enter the United States. Why not? Everybody else does. No documents required. No waiting. No delays. NO PROBLEM. Plus, once you get here you can stay as long as you like. In fact, like the already existing 11 million illegal visitors in the U.S., we won't even know you're here.

Hillary broke? My ass!

all the way to the bank

Hillary Clinton broke? My ass! She's laughing all the way to the bank.

She gets paid $200,000 per speech. I imagine a speech is about 45 minutes long. That's $250,000 an hour. Plus expenses. Yeah, she's just like the rest of us. Yeah, right. We all make $250,000 an hour, don't we?

Hillary Clinton thinks she is just like the rest of us. Broke. Broke my ass!

Maybe we should take up a collection?

the new Pledge of Allegiance

"I pledge allegiance to the king and the Socialism for which he stands - one nation, under Barack, divisable - with no freedom, and income equality for all."

The pen (and phone) is mightier than the sword.